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Funny Love QuotesFunny love quotes can be a great way to make your partner laugh, to raise self-awareness, or lighten the mood. These entertaining quotations and sayings can give a view on how its author has approached affection and desire with humor or how they observe the environment around them. Memorizing hilarious quotations be an excellent way to give advice or lighten a tense mood in the room. Below, you will find some great funny quotes about love. "Falling out of love is chiefly a matter of forgetting how charming someone is." -Iris Murdoch "No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes." "Familiarity breeds contempt—and children." -Mark Twain "A touch of scorn can be oh so alluring." "Marriage is a great institution, but I am not ready for an institution." -Mae West "At the smallest tingling of passion, every man is suddenly a poet." "If they knew what we were thinking all the time, women would never cease slapping us." "In this day and age, the honeymoon is far more rehearsed than the actual wedding." "Marriage is based on established rules of compromise: the husband always admits to being wrong and the wife forgives him." -Anonymous "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." -Brendan Francis "I hope Love isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." -Anonymous "A relationship is so unlike theory." -Anonymous "Ardor doesn't imitate great art, it imitates bad television."- Anonymous "A man should control his passions. Mine are controlling me." -Anonymous "Don't fall for anyone--unless they are willing to catch you." -Anonymous "Passion is like a beautiful song--only the lyrics are all screwed up." -Anonymous "Absence sharpens desire, presence strengthens it." -Benjamin Franklin "I have great hopes that we shall greatly appreciate each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all." -Lord Byron "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." -Anonymous "If your not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love." "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." -Anonymous "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." -Ingrid Bergman "True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen." -La Rochefoucauld "There is no remedy for love but to love more." -Thoreau "To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." -William M. Thackeray "Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes."-Anonymous Page 1 |
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